December 2011
Partying on New Year's Eve?
whathajel:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Really everyone. I tell you all to party the fuck out, but please be safe about it! BE SAFE SO...
“Friends. A simple word isn’t it? It’s uttered everyday to almost every person...”
– Unknown (via slekes)
In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
When you're on your period...
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why
imcoldtothecore asked: Fuck off, don't tell Emily to "kill herself"! Emily is an amazing person, just because you can't see that, doesn't mean that the people who do see emily as the amazing person she is, should live without her!
Anonymous asked: go kill ur self.
in the hallway and somebody cussin out someone...
THEN SOMEONE THROWS A PUNCH
AND THEN EVERYONES LIKE
