"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest
Is your name volume because I wish you’d turn the fuck down
When I was younger, I thought hamburgers were made of ham.
I always thought a sausage roll was a hotdog
am i the only person that just wants to grow up and get a boyfriend and have my dream job and be all sophisticated
when the teacher forgets that there was homework and someone makes sure to remind her that there was
the more I think about my past self the more I